Turd-Burgler

The guy who comes and steals the dog shit off your lawn ..

“that son of a bitchin’ turd-Burgler was in my yard last night and he stole all the dog shit !!”

by Dennis Dragon August 29, 2019

Turd Perfect

As good as things can get for a piece of shit

Friend: Life is fucking awful

Other friend: for you, they're Turd Perfect

by CatherineWilsonisAFatCunt January 26, 2017

Disk Turd

"Disk turd" refers to a piece of data or information that is particularly useless, unnecessary, or irrelevant, often found cluttering up digital storage spaces.

Every time I clean out my hard drive, I come across dozens of old files that are nothing but disk turds – random screenshots and memes I don't even remember saving.

by The_Cardboard_Cutout February 27, 2024

Turd Murdler

Someone who willingly litters knowing their trash will one day it will kill a turtle in the ocean.

Did you see that guy just litter?
Yep, hes a no good murd turdlin turd murdler.

by Mr Murd Turd April 30, 2021

turd tongue

The smell of shit vibrating off a loved ones brown fury tongue.

Don't breath turd tongue, its like luggage point!

by red dread May 16, 2014

Turd Burglar

One who takes shit or allows themself to be spoken down to by others.

“Poor Jeff, he always allows his boss to talk down to him, poor turd burglar”

by Sir Francis Argaf June 8, 2022

Sir Turds A Lot

The definition is of someone who is rude and bully's you and you need a quick and easy nickname for them.
This definition was created by a 13 year old of 2018-2019
Who is best friends with the guy who invented BEANSTAB

Man 1: Come here scrub
Man 2: What do you want Sir Turds A Lot

by G3T GH05T3D November 1, 2018