Poached Egg

Taking a pill used to treat erectile dysfunction as well as a muscle relaxer so that the user is rendered soft but firm. Just right.

‘Oh man I was a poached egg last night’

by JSpringsss101 October 21, 2021

Jerusalem artichoke soup on eggs

Swedish confused waitress medurs up starters and spilled the soup on a already deliverd egg-starter and voilà the artichoke soupe on eggs was discovered as a fucked up dish without any fucking flavour you would want, the guest was chocked but hey the texture was lovely with egg yolk and soup. Eat your soup Fanny! 2021-11-23 Dalarö

Can I please have the egg-starter.
Sure, if you want me to pour Jerusalem artichoke soup on your egg starter.

Jerusalem artichoke soup on eggs

by Stefantastic November 23, 2021

egg up my bum

When you know you have a massive shit brewing and its going to be huge!

"I've gotta go to toilet I've an egg up my bum!"

by Arsebiscuits82 May 27, 2018

egg

egg

egg

by egg2067890 March 9, 2021

egg boi alphonse

hoe shames

always to busy to hang
makes fun of rhotism
discord daddy
always wants me to cashapp him

breaks others tailbones

overall a poopy head

woah dude that’s a little egg boi alphonse of you

by madelynforwhat December 30, 2021

Egg

Egg is the famous wordwide icon that got the most likes on instagram surpassing Kylie Jenner
Good job Egg,
We are proud of you

Guy 1: YO ISNT THAT THE FAMOUS EGG IN YOUR FRIDGE
Guy 2: Yes it is

by SimplyEgg January 19, 2019

King Egg Benedict III

Best father in the world

I always check the weather before attacking King Egg Benedict III

by King Samuel Benedict January 12, 2022