wife tasting

Performing oral sex on your wife.

My wife set her wine glass on the tasting room bar, gave me that look, and said "How about you take me home for a good wife tasting?"

by Not Martian May 9, 2025

YOUR TAKING TOO LONG

Catchphrase of the Deltarune character Jackenstein.

Guy 1: YOUR TAKING TOO LONG
Guy 2: okay

by JackensteinLover1031 June 27, 2025

YOURE TAKING TOO LONG / youre taking too long

“YOURE TAKING TOO LONG” is a line said by Jackenstein’s pumpkin as Jackenstein does not say these lines and I hate how people say it’s Jackenstein because Jackenstein and his pumpkins are two different entities. “YOURE TAKING TOO LONG” also comes in a smaller format that being “youre taking too long” said by the mini pumpkins in Jackenstein’s fight.

YOURE TAKING TOO LONG has been used as a punchline of responses towards certain questions by changing the words around or using only specific letters of specific words in the sentence.

1 - YOURE TAKING TOO LONG / youre taking too long

2 - User: “What is 1 + 1?”

Pumpkin: “TOO”

by JadeHarley August 13, 2025

Cheek-taking

The act of violently molesting someone in the ass.

Person 1: I have a phD in cheek-taking, so don't piss me off

Person 2: I didn't know you were a career grapist.

by freakyfortnite September 11, 2025

Not taking anybody's word on anything

"I'll take your word on it Alex Jones" ~ Also Tucker Carlson

Hym "You see how they lie? It seems like Christianity cannot continue to exist if Christians don't unapologetically lie with every breath they take. He says he's a grow ass man and he's not taking anybody's word on anything and then he tells Alex Jones that he's going to take his word on whatever he was saying in that episode. Hell. He doesn't think he should have to go there but he WILL condemn me to there for NOT lying. Right? They think they are God. That is the religion. God says don't lie. Tucker LIES ANYWAY. And we are supposed to sit here and pretend he's justified he's doing ANYTHING in the name of his religion. If he condemn ANYTHING it's because he's a Christian.... And then he LIES. Which isn't allowed. He (specifically) isn't allowed to do it."

by Hym Iam October 23, 2025

High-talkin’

What is excitedly discussed after smoking meth. Topics can range greatly.

After hitting the quag, Billy and Joe were High-talkin’ about the latest conspiracy theories.

by Mort-dog November 22, 2025

Gnome Tasing

Procrastinating, specifically with flash games on the internet.

I saw my boss gnome tasing when he said he was finishing the monthly reports

by Sumgyen Pakistan December 12, 2025