Micropoliphobia

The irrational fear of towns with fewer than 50 buildings.

After driving through a nearly deserted village on her last trip, Lily realized her micropoliphobia was worse than she thought.

by Phobia guy December 20, 2024

microsquirt

When you’re edging and you accidentally let a little precum slip (mostly for women who are squirting goddesses)

“My man was trying to slip me the finger and I totally microsquirted”

by Jork December 21, 2024

Microsoft Compatibility Telemetry

A buggy process that opens 4 times a day on windows 10/11 and takes up all your RAM and CPU usage.

"why the hell is my computer acting so buggy?"
opens task manager
''Microsoft Compatibility Telemetry taking up 40 decillion gigs of ram please throw out computer and give us more money right now or we'll kill you.

by iminhellplshelpahhh December 27, 2024

micromunchers

Critters the naked eye cannot see but you feel them biting you.

I wake up every morning feeling micromunchers are having a feast on the back of my neck.

by phenomenous1 December 30, 2024

microwave your toe

i’m done with you

“say one more word, and i’m gonna microwave your toe”

by soggy sinners January 14, 2025

Micromechanicamensuration

A form of machinery that is able to measure extremely small distances

(Micro-mih-can-ni-cah-men-surate-shun)

"This machine is really adequate with micromechanicamensuration"

by Geoslam440 February 6, 2025

microdouching

That one friend who knows he's a shitty person so he only says a few petty remarks at dinner.

Trav didn't seem too bad when we were all together last night.

Oh that's just because he was microdouching.

by Peacedancer February 15, 2025