John Desmarais 

To act in high levels of extreme intensity during physical fitness. To never say die and always push past the levels of expectation. Giving 110% and then asking for more. Never being satisfied with the results and always knowing there is room for improvment. Usually abbreviated in slang for as "JD'd"

Wow! He total John Desmarais'd (or commonly said, JD'd)the hell outta that workout!

John Desmarais by JDfett February 19, 2010

John Cracker 

A combination of Average Joe and cracker, John Cracker is your standand white man who wants to be black but fails miserably.

John Cracker: "Yo my home dogs, do you want to go bust some caps?"
Black guys: "............."

John Cracker by Kev9876 March 31, 2010

john colditz

a man of integrity....a man who's moral could not be broken... a mystery to some and yet a super nova to many.

An amazing person with a heart made of gold. Has a great smile and a personality to die for :-)

john colditz

john colditz by likes you November 22, 2011

John Harrington 

When you face backwards on the toilet when you use it. The actual proper way to use the toilet.

I went to the bathroom while I was eating breakfast, I performed a John Harrington in order to eat at the same time as my BM

John Harrington by Sir_Benjamin_Tatum December 11, 2013

John motherfuckin' Smith 

Refers to one of the most unknown badasses of all time. John Smith beheaded 5 Turks, was imprisoned, killed his master, escaped, sailed to the new world, made a shitty colony a great one, jumped off of an exploding ship, suffered burn injuries, and still explored more of the new world. Often refers to the unpopular kid that actually has a shit ton of bad ass acomplishments.

"Hey, Shaun! You know the kid that sits in the corner? Well, it turns out he's a John motherfuckin' Smith! I hear he has seven Soccer MVP medals and a black belt in

Tai Kwan Do!"

John motherfuckin' Smith by Trollabear September 11, 2014

John's Party 

A hectic gathering of a bunch of guys and one girl.

It is going to be such a John's Party this weekend.

John's Party by Little Jeb July 26, 2016

John CENA 

A dead meme from 2016

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!! AND THIS IS A DEAD MEME!!!

John CENA by DisManz April 19, 2018