dry shower

Wiping/scrubbing yourself down using water and soap from a sink to clean yourself, without the use of a shower. If you forget/don’t have a towel, you can dry yourself using nearby toilet paper/paper towels. You can take a dry shower to save water, prevent suspicion in others, utilize someone else’s resources, etc.

Scenario 1: I just jerked off and my pubes are so itchy! I can’t just take a big ol’ shower in the middle of the day, my roommates will be suspicious. I guess I’ll take a dry shower to stay quiet.

Scenario 2: It’s been months since I’ve stepped into this ghost town for shelter. It’s a miracle this public restroom still has running water. I better take a dry shower. I may slowly be turning savage, but I’m still civilized.

by pizzasnake1 November 27, 2020

rustic shower

a rustic shower is when you direrea all over your love partner

poop all over your love partner and have fun with your rustic shower

by poop jobber October 17, 2011

Shower Head

Trying to take a piss directly after cuming and your piss goes in multiple directions.

1. Dude I just had a shower head
2. I just shower headed.

by ReDPeePee May 1, 2019

fetish showers

The absolutely disgusting act of peeing on oneself or another person during sexual activity aka golden shower.

That woman is a freak, she even does fetish showers!

by Caroljudy August 21, 2017

Bulgarian Shower Head

A devious act, most comparable to a wet form of Czechoslovakian Door-Knob. It can be performed on any person large or small, however the practitioner should wear rubber soled shoes for safety such as crocs.

Last night I slipped while attempting a Bulgarian Shower Head resulting in the old bird losing a spleen.

by Anonymous1105 June 7, 2022

Taking a Shower

When you want to smoke in a small area(usually the bathroom)

Smoking in a bathroom with the shower on to mask the smell of smoke

Guys let’s all go take a shower

Where is leon? He is taking a shower right now with patty.

by Kcaj381 January 29, 2022

Power shower

That one shower where you apply all necessary cleaning, you shave, you wash your hair, you do post shower hair and body treatments, it’s the ultimate shower

I’m about to take a power shower, I’ll probably be there for 2 hours

by Hihibibihoniniji July 9, 2022