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Dick Head Dan 

Dick Head Dan is anyone who get's a job that he did not do anything to earn it. Most Dick head Dans are gay,young, short haired and also sport a goatee. Dick Head Dan's will swing off any ball sack that will get him ahead.
Can you believe how Joe pulled off that Dick Head Dan and got that job it really pays to suck anyones balls if you are willing.
Dick Head Dan by Wheels 59 April 25, 2010
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Dick Knob 

A prank where late at night you remove the door knob and stick your dick through the hole. Then you wake the person inside.
Yeah man I totally dick knobbed Joey last night!
Dick Knob by WallaceAndGrommet August 22, 2010

Dick cheeks

the bulbous orbs at the tip of the penis. Generally located on the underside of the head, but in some cases could be referred to as the nutsack.
Morton slapped smitty's forehead with his enormous dick cheeks.

Maria was donkey-punched, then violently teabagged by matty's fatty dick cheeks.
Dick cheeks by Nutsakula July 15, 2006

dick bird 

Foolish person, see also knob jockey. Also derogatory term to those who look androgynous through ugliness.

Worthless person that you don't care about.
Get away from me dick bird! Right now!
dick bird by Erich ULner September 23, 2008

dick noose 

A girlfriend or lover who uses great sex to keep a man around who obviously does not want to be there or to keep a man in the home when he is about to leave with friends.
noun
I tried to leave but I'm caught in a dick noose.
adjective
That dick noose won't let me leave.
dick noose by Gavin B July 5, 2007

dick crickets 

Commonly known as crabs. Some other sever cases are known as saber tooth dick cricket.
"man that girl gave me the dick crickets."
dick crickets by Randall L. September 21, 2007