Slappin’ Legs

A formerly popular Southern euphemism for sex. (verb)

“Everybody knows that those two have been slappin’ legs.” -My Grandmother

by kinkytwinky June 25, 2018

Joey long legs

Girls und panzer lover; Minecraft player; core journey player; toaster. He is a true god and ruler of all things anime

Maxresdefault: Joey Long Legs is a retarted kid! Cwiseguy: no u nn 😈

by CWisehomie June 25, 2021

leg thumb

Penis

Emily saw my leg thumb when it fell out of my swimsuit today.

by Bain_Train September 3, 2017

Log Legs

Name of guy who’s legs are as thick as logs and rumbles the ground everywhere he walks.

Person one: Oh hey look it’s Log Legs!

Person two: Timber!!!

by Myhandsaretoocold June 8, 2018

seaweed legs

Meaning 1: When you laugh to much your legs start to wobble and you can’t stand up straight

Meaning 2: You just wobble because you have weak/numb legs

“Your ganna get seaweed legs if you laugh too much”

OR

“Why do you wobble when you laugh?”
“Cause I got seaweed legs”

by anonymous December 2, 2020

Schrödinger's Legs

The peculiar phenomenon of suddenly becoming unsure how many legs one has, and where exactly they are. Particularly when the legs don't appear to know either.

The phenomenon most commonly occurs during toilet breaks after long nights of drinking.

"Alas, dear chap, I appear to have a sudden case of Schrödinger's Legs. Might I perchance borrow your umbrella to prop up my uncertain undercarriage?"

by SunGnif July 28, 2023

Tucheng legs

Uncovered legs with excessive mosquito bites, scars or bruises.

“Damn, she got tucheng legs, bro.”

by Bobbyanalog October 22, 2023