half-grandaunt

My half-grandaunt is a good person.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
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11 and a half feet

2 sexainches.
2 fuckainches.
2 hexacontaenneainches.
1 hectatriacontaoctainch.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.
If 2 people 5 feet 9 inches tall stood on top of each other, that would make 11 and a half feet.
by gregben September 14, 2023
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half cup bandit

n. That one coworker who pours all but the last half cup of coffee out of the pot, then places it back on the burner so A. It burns up, leaving the entire office smelling of rank ass burnt up coffee or B. The next person who comes along has to brew a fresh pot.
I could tell by the smell of burning ass when I walked in this morning that the Half Cup Bandit had struck again.
by Public Enemy No 1 April 16, 2019
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half sasquatch

When you shave one side of your pubes and leave the other side hairy.
Damn dude that’s a nice half sasquatch”
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half a bender

Man 1 " tried my new moisturiser last night, face proper smooth"

Man 2 " fuck off, you turned half a bender or sumthink?"
by jamz b December 03, 2011
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half-pibling

My half-pibling is a good person.
by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019
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