Half wank

When you start to wank and intend to finish but get unexpextedly interupted during the act and are not able to finish your wank.

Frank was wanking of in his room but suddenly realized that he left the stove on. He went down to kitchen and put it out. In this process he forgot about the wanking and therefore only ended up with a half wank.

by Aviemore halb wixer March 10, 2018

radcliffe half

The art of promising to save someone something but leaving them with fuck all.

A: Save us half on that ciggy lad
B: Yeah no worries mate save you a radcliffe half
A: What the fuck's that?! Smoking cork here lad

by Sewy 7 September 23, 2022

half

Fraction.

Do you know what half is? Yes.

by Tsaunka September 29, 2020

half-grandaunt

Grandparent's half-sister.

My half-grandaunt is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Half chat.

Two definitions here. Half chat going at half speed...not full chat as in flat out.
Secondly ..any sort of darkie or shitskin crossed with a white person.

Look at that darkie half chat on the pushbike...he mustn't have stole it , he's only going half chat.

by Ihate pakis January 7, 2024

Dominican Half Nelson

When you squeeze a girl so hard that her large intestines fall out and you cut some off to make a condom and fuck your first cousin with it. The key is that it will rip and you get to cum inside her. Or him I don’t judge.

Jeff: Hey mom do you have a victim for me to give a Dominican half nelson to. Me and the old cuzzo feel a lil aroused and I want to go ham.
Mom: Oh sure honey try giving Mrs.Nelson a ring. I’m sure she wouldn’t mind.

by J_Dubz December 16, 2024

Hop on Half-Life Deathmatch

Slang for ball-biting wet gay oral sex, used commonly by old-school male gamers

Bert: Hey Matt, wanna Hop on Half-Life Deathmatch?
Matt: Sure.

by Cheeki von Breeki March 19, 2021