Trainwreck 

What the whole world is currently experiencing for 366 days straight.

This year is a trainwreck. It certainly aged like milk.

Trainwreck by Pialinist July 5, 2020

Taint Slapper

A move where a male does not actually enter either holes and slaps somewhere in the middle, i.e. the taint.

Usually happens at high speeds and popular among the motorcycling community.

"So I was going wide open, pulled it out, and did a serious taint slapper."

Taint Slapper by Tibbz and Steika August 21, 2008

golden taint 

A golden taint is when pee hits the water and splashes back up onto the taint.

"I could really use some baby powder after my golden taint dries up."
"Bitch, you need to clean up this golden taint before I get down on this muff puff.

golden taint by Earth Wind and Taint August 12, 2014

taintkisser

A taint is a part of the body between the genitlia and rectum. So, basically an a** hole.

Matt is always late to work he's such a taintkisser.

taintkisser by NakedSoul January 9, 2015

Taint Blast 

The act of forcibly kicking the tip of your shoe, or in some cases, delivering a devastating uppercut to the region between a person's anus and testicles in the case of a man or anus and vagina in the case of a woman thereby leaving that person writhing on the ground, blind with pain.

Brad was being a real asswhistle at the party last night so I had to deliver a world class taint blast to put him in his place.

Taint Blast by Chad Rauschenberger January 12, 2008

Armadale Traino 

a place where boongs hang out and mug people

oi johnno meet me at the armadale traino
nah dude i dont wanna get bashed

Armadale Traino by zmtz August 4, 2011

dominatrix in training 

A dominatrix in training is a girl who makes her boyfriend toe the line; basically, she's a ballbuster.

Hennepin is truly pussy-whipped; Jessica is a megabitch and a dominatrix in training.

dominatrix in training by banana oil October 2, 2010