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Blue Penis

(n) -A term for Dr. Manhattan of the Watchmen series, as the character's genitals are of this color.
Dude, the Blue Penis was in the new Watchmen movie!
by Passado March 22, 2009
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penis candy

1) A hot chick. Very similar to eye candy, the terms can be interchangeable. But if a girl is penis candy, guys want to do more than just look at her.

2) A girl capable of causing an instant erection.

3) Viagra or similar pills.
"Check out Megan, she's sooo hot!"

"Yeah, she's penis candy."

"Viagra is penis candy."

"Don't need no Viagra. Just watching her walk puts a rise in my Levis."
by Tuftskins May 2, 2009
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Penis Pasta

A pasta that started out as a joke, but was stolen and used for commercial gain. Often reffered to as "Weenis Wasta". Penis Pasta is mostly known as the delicious and creamy pasta that grows when cooked. Penis Pasta is now available in your local food market.
Pasta that grows when cooked, shrinks when frozen.
by Lemon August 5, 2004
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Penis Head

1. A derogatory name for a male who thinks with his penis.

2. A dildo that straps on to a man's (or woman's) forehead and is rammed into a waiting vagina or anus.
1. That sleaze is such a penis head. He's more cock than brains.

2. You won't believe it! Last night this jock rammed his penis head up my pussy! I screamed like a diabetic in Willy Wonka's candy factory.
by The Sour Trident October 21, 2008
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baby penis

An oversized clitoris that resembles the penis of an infant.
Chad: "I was going down on this chick last night and she totally had a baby penis, brah!"

Brad: "Duuuude! Gross!"
by tr2 + br2 September 29, 2008
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Penis music

The most absolutely amazing music you’ve ever heard, but it’s about penis, no strict reason it is penis music, just vibin, doesn’t even have to be about penis
Ex: Ram ranch
When penis music: Literally just vibin
When no penis music: 👨🏾 🦳
by Bingbongbruh69 February 27, 2020
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screaming penis

when u sit on ur penis
Ex- when u are riding a bike and hit a jump and land on ur penis

after hitting a large jump i landed on my penis wich gave me a screaming penis
by VND September 16, 2006
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