oop outta pocket

a surprise, popping out the woodies

Hey how are you? I had sex with your mother-in-law today. Thats pretty oop outta pocket.

by ShimonSmith February 4, 2010

Hip Pocket Listing

Off-MLS or silent market real estate listings sold on the private market made popular by the website www.HipPocketz.com.

They decided to list their home as a hip pocket listing to attract a more exclusive pool of buyers.

by Real Estate Word Smith June 2, 2015

alabama pocket dial

The act of putting your cell phone on vibrate and shoving it into a girls ass, calling it, and before it reaches voicemail she forces it out on your face

Dude I was with this girl and she gave the best Alabama pocket dial it only got to two rings

by Phil cobbler July 6, 2016

Hot Pocket Straw

When you use a hot pocket as a flashlight and the insides get jammed in your urethra, so you have someone give you a blow job and they get a snack.

I gave my girlfriend a hot pocket straw last night, she loves ham and cheese.

by Kelskosh November 17, 2016

Human pocket pussy

When you have a side girl or girl that is under 5'3 and weighs 100lb or less and their easily carriable wherever you go. Their very convenient for a quickie.

John: I used Sarah my Human pocket pussy after a long day of work to let off some sexual frustration of looking at all these 8+ girls.
David: Damn, maybe i need one of those to.

by SexySauce October 11, 2021

hot pocket in the shower

A sex act that is so dirty you can't describe it, but you have no regrets.

After the worst day at work, I had a hot pocket in the shower. No regrets.

by chrysalis77 December 14, 2016

Ulladulla Snot Pocket

When a man takes their woman on a weekend away to Ulladulla, gets her to spread her legs while touching her toes then he blows a bush hanky into her pussy and fucks it.

Our weekend away was looking pretty bleak until he gave me an Ulladulla Snot Pocket.

by MushyPeasinaPod January 27, 2018