Danked it 

Danked it: To smear shit all over

Hey Johnny! I just danked it all over the place...Mom is going to be pissed!

Danked it by WilliamDonaloe October 31, 2009

Donkey 

To be stupid or ridiculous; not worth listening to.

Ignorant people are so donkey.

Donkey by MELISSEUS February 3, 2010

Donkey 

A Donkey is a slang word for someone from Guernsey in the British Channel Islands.

"Donkeys" is often shouted in good sport at local inter-insular (inter-island) sports matches against Jersey. People from Jersey are called Crapauds.

Donkey by The one and only Guern February 4, 2010

Donkey Khan

The act of striking a woman in the nose, before sexual relations, with the intent of causing a nose bleed that would run down the outside of her mouth mocking a Mongol mustache.

Also see: Naughty Genghis

"Can I please Donkey Khan you? I have been thinking of it all day."

Donkey Khan by nortydud March 7, 2010

Donkey Knog

To dong on someone, something, or some retarded sports team.

"Dude, that kid totally got donkey knoged!"

Donkey Knog by YEP It's totally fucking gay October 21, 2010

Donkeylipper 

A derelict, poser, or someone who sucks at driving a vehicle or race car.

Mike Overcast is such a donkeylipper.

Donkeylipper by acheron800 April 11, 2011

Donkey 

The man who can be a jackass at times but who talks like the donkey on the movie Shrek. He can make a woman smile and laugh. He is charming and witty. He is great looking and doesn't know it but those around him are engulfed in his beautiful brown eyes. He is "hung" like a horse...or better yet a donkey;) She is amazed by his bedroom skills. Her connection to this jackass makes her feel on top of the world. Although he can be harsh with his tongue he has a romantic side and when he looks her in the eyes she's taken to another world.

My Donkey is the best damned man jackass or not!

Donkey by Shreklady March 29, 2013