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trolling for cock

Activity of targeting and seducing a meal ticket by offering sex to the unsuspecting horny toad eligible human male.
Miss SusieQ went trolling for cock and bagged a senior corporate executive 10 years her senior at the local fitness gym.
by Jimbo Creamer September 24, 2010
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Cock band

a spinoff of rockband:
The instruments are as follows

Tromboner (trombone)
Sexophone (saxophone)
Cums (Drums)- When a guy hits his cock against a drum pad
Penist (pianist)- When a guy presses on certain places of his cock to make a squeeky sound
the cock band performed at the gay parade
by awetsdgsd June 16, 2009
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cock rag

rag that is specifically to be used by a cock boy to clean up or shine cock.
The cock boy had his cock rag moist and ready,just like a good cock boy should.
by crabbie420 February 10, 2009
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Cock Blocker

a chick who interrupts another chick who is already hitting on a guy.
Janie was talking to John when Rachel grabbed him away. Cockblocking bitch!
by Anonymous May 5, 2003
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goon cock

An occurrence of an overwhelmingly large penis on a male who is an underachiever in all aspects of life. Said male is unlikely to use his gift except on unworthy (ugly) females. One with a goon cock does not know of their blessing as they have only compared themselves to those on the videos they watch, and feel they are "slightly above average."
Tom may be the poorest, dirtiest and ugliest guy in the entire county, but I hear that lucky son of a bitch has a goon cock!
by Sonofgargoyle August 2, 2010
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cock hockey

two beta males sword fighting with their cocks as if they were playing hockey while attempting to sink their puck into the other ones net. usually done under the covers.
Was your friend playing cock hockey with brian crossland today?
by brian-crossland January 2, 2010
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cock-bite

A vulgar insult, such as asshole, bastard,prick,suck-hole etc...
"Fuck-off, you cock-bite!"
by Pogmotoin January 20, 2009
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