Walkersville

A town in Frederick, Maryland that is inhabited mostly by cows and rednecks. If you like cow tipping, hanging out at Sheetz, and a sucky football team, this is the town for you!

Walkersville kid: Hey lets go back to my house and go cow tipping.
Frederick kid: Fuck Walkersville.
Walkersville kid: Screw you guys, I'm going to Sheetz.

by J3nna January 15, 2007

walking mattress

A female military member that sleeps her way to promotions.

"Did you hear? That chick got promoted again for sleeping with a Staff NCO."
"That girl is such a walking mattress."

by marineseverywhere March 4, 2012

walkin in high cotton

A person with great success or wealth is said to be 'walking in high cotton'.

The queer wacko didn't have 2 dimes to rub together but ever since he got on reality tv he's been walkin in high cotton.

by Jason McKay April 26, 2006

Walking Head

Walking head is when an extremely tall man dates an extremely short woman (That's head is near his happy "head") so, the girl would not have to get on her knees to get the job done.

Friend #1: Wow! Look at that couple. He's so tall, and she's so short!
Friend #2: I know! She could give him walking head!

by Short-Girl November 19, 2010

Walking Meme

An icon recognised by society as a meme rather than a physical carbon based life form.
e.g. Ali-A, Michael Rosen(Noice), Logan/Jake Paul)

Steve: Hey Brad I was watching Ali-A before...
Brad: Why would you want to watch him he’s literally a walking meme.

by EJM19 November 5, 2018

Sunshine Walker

A preppy person who is overly optimistic and generally annoying to be around.

Taken from the song "Walking on Sunshine" by Katrina And The Waves.

Hanna Montana is such a sunshine walker.

by McLardfat June 9, 2009

dick-walking

Rising from bed in a state of semi-wakefulness realizing you have both a raging erection and a full bladder; then stumbling to the bathroom.

I woke up dick-walking last night. I didn't know if I needed a toilet or a piece of ass first.

by maechtig October 27, 2015