rat turd

A very small type of Thai chile pepper with an appearance similar to rat droppings; extremely fiery hot!

If you put a rat turd in your recipe, your Thai red curry will be very spicy.

rat turd by pentozali December 28, 2005

nail turd

When a lady is putting one or more fingers up their lovers rectum. Deep swirling , fingers curling and circular motions will help to get the best effects for this.
Once the rectum becomes sore, remove finger/fingers to examine and sniff the nail turd.
Extra points to eat the prize.

"Hey big boy, look at the nail turd i got tonight!"
"Have you been eating seafood again??"

nail turd by smackypap February 4, 2007

sunken turd 

A word that means all the coolest words put into one.

that was some "sunken turd" food
Im "sunken turded"

sunken turd by john December 20, 2003

Huge turd 

To sleep for long periods of time and really disappoint your parents not only by your sleeps habits but your sexual adventures on winona

Man, did you see that huge turd sleep the week away after getting cocked up at the vacation house?

Huge turd by youre going to hear me snore November 30, 2013

munkee turd

bomb ass skunk weed; da kine; killer ganja

1. scorin' a bag of munkee turds!
2. munkee turds with your Sunday morning coffee can make for an unproductive day; But you're in a good mood about it...

munkee turd by mr. kook's daddy December 25, 2008

drifting turd 

When you drop a huge deuce and try to flush it, instead of going down it drifts along the inside of the bowl leaving ferocious skid marks.

A drifting turd just went screaming down the pipes in your bathroom and smeared it all the way down. It was fast and furious

drifting turd by jester01 February 26, 2011

Slick a turd 

To lick the end of a turd like it was soft serve ice cream.

Damn, Man Taylor Swift is so hot I would slick a turd for her!

Slick a turd by webb72 December 10, 2009