poop surprise

first, you take a massive crap on the floor beside the bed, and you have sex with your girl, as shes moaning and about to orgasm, you stop and pick up your shit and throw it at her, then cum on her leg giving you all the pleasure and her only the first half. then calmy put your clothes on and go play video games.

i would rather give her a poop surprise than to let her have a great time in bed

by crustynraunchy January 2, 2008

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poop popsicle

When you fuck a chick in the ass, then she proceeds to suck your dick, therefore being the reciepient of a "Poop Popsicle". More commonly known as the "Dirty Fuck Stick", the man usually makes the woman suck all of the poop off his "Popsicle Stick"

I fucked her in the ass, then gave her a poop popsicle

by Jesse James Mauck February 2, 2006

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poop sucker

A term that was made up around the turn of the century. It means: someone who sucks poop.

Sean Peterson is a poop sucker.

by Danny Peterson January 10, 2004

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poop fart

a poop fart is baisicly the act of forcing out a fart, whilst it is really diarhea... and you poop instead. but still get the fart noise

i had to leave work early today to shower and change, cuz i had a poop fart

by Clinton the DP September 10, 2006

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poop fetish

basically, where you want to stick your pork sword into a steamy pile of dooky. Mainly because you're just that awesome. And you are related to the two girls in that one cup movie. :D

Chris: I'm so Asian.

Garrett: Oh dear.

Chris: What?

Garrett: You asians are known for you poop fetish ways. You bastards...

by Von Mannshaft March 9, 2009

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Poop Dong

The most Savage, zero fuck giving, dick smashing, homophobic meat gazing faggot you could only ever dream about dreaming of. Literally the god of all gods. Hands down the finest nut gobbling human to ever walk this shit ass planet that your pathetic self calls earth. You will never in your life be able to fathom the pure awesomeness that a poopdong contains in a single pube strand from their taint. Imagine the smallest dick having pussy Wrangler you know, and multiply them by infinity plus ten thousand of Ron Jermeys' beat up cocks. That's not even a fifth of what a new born poop dong is at birth. Shortly after a poopdong is born, Jesus Christ himself comes down to the temple and sucks a fart straight from their butt hole, not only out of respect, but for the pure joy in doing such an amazing act of kindness. Having the pleasure of living during the same century as a poopdong is not only a miracle in itself, but a fuckin god send to all you butt hole licking sister fuckers.

Hey Jesus, it's Santa. All I want for Christmas is to inhale a burp through a bendy straw from you after you suck a fart from a newborn poop dong. -Santa

by Poop Dong Inc. December 7, 2017

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