dick flashlight

These exist. The only dick that will light up your life.

Bob: Hey Dude you got any batteries?
Scott: Yea why?
Bob: my dick flashlight ran out

by MiniSausage + BigSausage May 26, 2018

Vietnamese Flashback

When World War started, America attacked Vietnam. Most of the Vietnameses hide in the forest to surprised Americans soldiers, most of the Americans soldiers weren't survive the attack. Couple made it out alive but the attack haunt them....

Doctor: I'm sorry but you've....vietnamese flashback.
Americans that survive the attack: Why are we still here just to suffer...?

by EveryWordYouSay September 9, 2018

Hot Flasher

A middle aged woman that is Super Sexy and going thru menopause.

OMG!!! She’s a HOT flasher!

by FREDERICK SUSANNE June 14, 2019

food flashbacks

When you think the food you ate last night was good, but the next morning it all comes back to you and you feel like crap.

Jimmy John: I just had food flashbacks of that mac n' cheese.

Sally Sue: I told you that having cheese "juice" was not the best option.

Jimmy John: Ok- *cramps, stomach pain* Argh!

by personpersona July 13, 2019

voicemail flashback

when the intel agencies save your voicemails to organize people to think in a socialist way.

The voicemail flashback made people try to hurt one another and stunt on others.

by Coop Dupe July 14, 2020

Chinese flashbang

when a girl has explosive diarrhea and it all comes out as you’re eating her ass

i was eating this girl out and she let a chinese flashbang out.

by chickenass69lol December 7, 2020

Bavarian flashbang

When you cum on a girl’s eyes and you fist her with a empty bottle of Augustiner. Either Pussy or ass doesn’t matter.

She said she loves me, right as she was blowing me. But when I started to give her a Bavarian flashbang , she kicked me the hell out of there.

by Jay zees December 27, 2020