Penny - Wank

When your name is Sean and you go to Dunstable Downs and get wanked off under a tree and cant finish

'My names Sean and im off for Penny - Wank'

by S Penny August 17, 2022

Wank Barrel

A barrel into which a person sits and ejaculates.

I feel so safe and comfortable in my Wank Barrel.

by jayc33 December 13, 2023

wank stamp

A "Wank Stamp" is a child produced from masterbation, when the women rolls over and the "Sperm" enters the Vagina.

You just a " Wank Stamp "

by Stocktn September 28, 2015

posh wank

when you have intercourse with a rather un-attractive overweight female, who lacks skill in the bedroom. this would be classed as a posh wank

"how was sarah in bed?" "aw mate, shes a posh wank"

by your mums hot water bottle October 28, 2022

Power Wank

The act of inserting the USB end of your phone charger into your penis to charge it...

Nathan's phone is dead so he's having a power wank!

by Jack Spank9049 December 26, 2022

Mis-wank

Jerking off to something you thought was sexy but turns out to be something gross.

i had mis-wanked earlier to the sounds of my poor neighbor who had fallen and was yelling for help, and NOT to the sounds of some sexy new neighbor lady getting bent over her couch in the apartment above mine. my hearing has really diminished over the years.

by T-monks September 3, 2016

visual wanking

To stare at hot girls wishing you were man enough to go and talk to them.

Dude, stop that visual wanking, you look like a creep.

by Mystery with style May 7, 2015