joe grind

The man who takes care of your wife/girlfriend when you are at work or just not around when she needs you.

Mike: I'm going home early today.
Winston: Make sure you call first give Joe Grind enough time to leave.

by Stallion3725 September 5, 2016

Sloppy Joe

When you drop a deuce and your significant other uses the feces as lubricant to jack you off.

Mike, "Hey bro how was last night with Sally?"
Tom , "She tried to give me a sloppy joe but the stank of my dank made me go limp."
Mike, " Ya'll nasty as hell."

by Timmy 5 cocks December 27, 2016

Joe popp

Used to describe someone who likes to have as many friends as possible, but enjoys being alone. This person wishes to be invited to more activities, but he is too quiet to ask to come him or her self. Once this person wants to do something, he or she gets it done right away. This person also wants everyone to like him or her so he or she has as many friends as possible. Also, when he or she falls in a deep love, he or she will do anything to fulfill their vision of the future with them. This person tries to do everything right and will do anything to do it right. This person loves science with a burning passion.

Wow, you're such a Joe Popp and I find that quite interesting.

by Its fine January 5, 2017

Joe and run

having sex while near a window or door and right before nutting you yell JOE MAMA and run out of her room and never talk to her again

why arent you talking to Hannah anymore? I gave her the joe and run and now i cant.

by WhoTheFrickIsJoeBruh December 2, 2019

the joe job

A complex manoeuvre in which one lures an unsuspecting victim (female) into the disabled toilet at spoons and proceeds to receive the sloppiest of toppys (must nut in under 3 minutes to complete the manoeuvre)

yeah she gave the joe job lmao tiddis, yo btw whats a durag?

by blow jyons April 29, 2020

Joe Hyde

A reference to a male person looking like Justin Bieber

Joe Hyde looks like Justin Bieber

by Harold_in_hoe June 15, 2020

Joe Finch

A short stunted little cunt with down syndrome and short man syndrome. Thinks he's well hard and his trim is fucking dreadful.

P.S. He has a non existent dick as well.

"OI IT'S THAT FUCKING ANNOYING KID WHO THINKS HE"S HARD!"
"IT MUST BE JOE FINCH!"

by bigbatty123 September 12, 2020