take a number 

bitch wait you mothafuckin turn

get off my nuts, i know you wanna get wit me ho.. take a numba

take a number by cutter October 13, 2004

take a number 

Derived from the meat counter at your local grocery. You're wating for your meat? Take a number and shut the heck up. Can now be used to shut someone up who is complaining about anything, or wanting to discuss something with you that perhaps you want to brush off.

"You want to talk to me about how I ran over your cat? Take a number"

"What, teacher? My homework is late? You want to discuss my grades? Take a number"

"you want to take me out to dinner? Dude, take a number"

take a number by nycbuckeye October 14, 2004

Takeovens 

1. A twisted way to celebrate a holiday.

2. Derived from an email Dan sent to Carrie and he mispelled Valentines Day and typed "Takeovens Day."

3. An inside joke between Dan and Carrie.

Hey Carrie, happy takeovens day you filthy Michigan whore, HA HA HA HA!

Takeovens by TDF December 2, 2004

take it to a parade and let it ride on your shouders

A term used to describe a love or endearment towards someone or something.

"take it to a parade and let it ride on your shouders"

Popularized by a McDonalds commercial where two individuals go back and forth with personifying statments describing acts of endearment and special moments in order prove that the other one loves a sandwich.

As in...

Person 1: "Do you know how I know that you love that sandwich so much? Because I know you would take it to a parade and let it ride on your shoulders."

Person Two: "Oh Yeah? Do you know how I know that you love that sandwich so much? Because ..."

take it to a parade and let it ride on your shouders by Worldwide November 8, 2006

take it down an octave 

chilling out, not making such a big deal out of things

Dude, it's no big deal, just take it down an octave.

take it down an octave by Akjamin February 1, 2009

take care ya shoes 

1: to check your self before you act a fool.

2: to watch what your doing

Nigga 1: Yo dawg, chill out! Take Care Ya Shoes! Nigga 2: What you talkin bout! Nigga 1: You trippin homie!

take care ya shoes by samurailouis December 25, 2009

Take a Barton 

To have a shit, take a dump or Go to toilet = To take a Barton

Shit, Crap, Dump, Toilet, Pooh, Turd, Take a barton

Take a Barton by trixracing November 16, 2011