Sausagefactory

where men go to become gay, and where wives watch men strip

"Man when you said we were going to the club i didn't realize we were going to a sausagefactory "

Sausagefactory by IFGODWASONEOFUS January 27, 2015

sausaged

Not as excessive as being platooned or burted, but to have one's insides slightly rearranged as a result of alcohol consumption, bodily abuse, violent behaviour or a combination of sorts.

"Burty woke up one morning, still in lanark, but quite definitely a little sausaged from last nights exploits."

"Chris ordered up a double, a little sausaged after the beating he had taken at rugby earlier in the day."

sausaged by kramssor April 25, 2009

sassage

another word for penis, cock, schlong, dong, etc.

I stuck my polish sassage in her.

sassage by greg January 11, 2004

Sausagasm 

Sausagasm is what you say if someone says something very random to you, the word is combined by sausage and orgasm.

Guy1:Hahaha, I raped a few guinea pigs today
Guy2:Eh... Sausagasm?

Sausagasm by JoeyCarbo February 18, 2009

Dreadlock sausages 

In the context of eating a hippy at thanksgiving time and wanting to savour every part, after the crown of turkey is cooked you may wish for some sausage to add just to flare up the presentation of the thing. Well good news, if there are any local hippies living in your vicinity why not just break off a few dreadlocks of their's and have those instead? As can be seen in the "I hate hummers" video at blerds.com

"Hippies. I hate hippies. I eat hippies for thanks giving dinner. Dreadlock sausages mother fucker: crunch, crunch, crunchety crunch."

Dreadlock sausages by Robert Head December 9, 2008

sausagelike 

Having, or pertaining to being the pimp ass dancers. Also, very smart, very suave, very funny, and very very large shirts.

Joey and Brendan choreographed the most sausagelike dance this year. Did you see it?

or

SAUSAGELIKE ON THREE

sausagelike by Sausages November 23, 2003

Sausagefast 

When a person goes to a cafe,mostly at a unconvienient time and orders a fried breakfast which must contain at least 2 sausage,the person would normally then go and sleep it off as they would feel awfull after eating it

person 1.. full breakfast please
person 2.. sorry were just about to close
person 1.. there is time,and slap a couple extra sausage on please
person 2.. that customer has just ordered a Sausagefast and have you seen the time
person 3.. oh great were gonna be late

Sausagefast by Bertyflirtyandimthirty November 20, 2009