Jack Allen

This guy is not somebody you want to mess with. He's a nice guy until you provoke him, which is not an easy task. Don't even try to roast him, he doesn't take that stuff personally. He has an interesting personality, and loves the outdoors. He is an avid hunter and just wants to hang out with his friends in his downtime.

That guy reminds me of Jack Allen . He has the most interesting personality. He is also very nice and doesn't let anything go to his head.

by deerslayer0243 December 18, 2016

jack in the slat

to totally bone your girlfriend. And then as you pull out you totally blow your load onto her privates slat. so you jack on her slat. i asked her to let me do that nut she said "There's no way."

Swedish Guy- "Hey, could i like jack in the slat?"

Girl friend.-"There is no way..."

by i3D_Envy August 21, 2009

Lumbar Jack

A pun based on the word, Lumberjack, this phrase describes the act of masturbating and ejaculating onto the lower back (or lumbar region) of a woman.

Commonly performed by chiropractors while performing spinal adjustments.

This hot patient of mine wanted her spine adjusted so I took the opportunity for a quick lumbar jack. Ya, she sued, but I kept my license to practice.

by Reddition June 9, 2011

Sad jack

When you're depressed so you jack off to feel better, sometimes used as an excuse to jack off but still effective most of the time

My parents died recently so I had a sad jack. I felt a lot better afterwards.

by SL3ND3RMAN12345 January 12, 2017

Jack the Fuckboy

Jack the Fuckboy is a fuckboy who would do anything to get nudes or get laid. He is a player and no one actually likes him. Jack the Fuckboy looks like a classic fuckboy and he is almost very tiny...everywhere.

Jack The Fuckboy: Hey can I have nudes?

Anyone ever: No.

Jack the Fuckboy: Fine I'll just get them from someone else.

by maTHRULEZ0909 November 19, 2016

Jack riyn

Jack is a boy who is from Arizona. He causes his fans to have riynits. And some of his fans have samits caused by @jack.blesiv on ig. And jack is a funny, sweet, caring and ect boi. Next he actually notices his fans lol i love him. And follow him on insta @jackriyn. He's also hawt asf. ~@wdw_cuties.10

Jack riyn is a sweet caring boy 💝

by @wdw_cuties.101 on instagram February 24, 2019

Jack Slark

The kind of dude that gets offended from the word butter.

"Hey Jack Slark. BUTTER."
"OH MY GOD YOU SUCK PENIS"

by HiddenBoi September 15, 2017