Stupid Fish 

When a person forgets to do something that would be easy enough for a goldfish to remember.

Scott forgot to turn the stove off and remove his kraft dinner from the element before going to bed... Stupid fish

Stupid Fish by Chuter November 24, 2009

Russian Fish Slap 

When one wets their non-errect penis and wiggles and smacks it in their partners face.
Resembling a fish out of water.

Steve: Yo, last night I was doin some real freaky shit wth my bitch.
Ron: what you do?
Steve: I did the Russian Fish Slap.
Ron: Thats pretty intense man.

Russian Fish Slap by jbird1 July 30, 2011

Cigar Fish 

The cylindrical shaped solid waste that is born from the human anus. It's brown, it swims and it looks like a cigar. A long ass turd.

Damn, that MDMA and coke went straight through me! Mind if I use your toilet to give birth to a cigar fish bro?

Cigar Fish by Don Shitty January 13, 2017

Flying fish

A majestic person who is kind, funny, and follows their dreams. Usually tries to make sure everyone around them is happy as well.

"Dude, did you see Claire?"
"Yeah, she's so nice, a real flying fish."

Flying fish by CrispyPotatoSlice August 23, 2017

Fat Fish 

Type of cat fish,used on the internet and social media. Defined as a person who uses a generic profile picture or angles the camera to give the impression that they are slim or of a smaller body type,when in fact they are obese or out of shape .

I saw a girl in a Facebook group that I thought was hot untill I scrolled through her pictures and realized she was a fat fish

Fat Fish by SIN77 February 18, 2019

Lil’ Fish 

Someone who swims in the pussy

“Lil’ Fish
They call me Lil’ Fish ‘cause I be swimming in that pussy”
- Meek Mill

Lil’ Fish by Lil’Fish March 11, 2019

Clapped Fish 

Everyone has come across at least one catfish in their life time however some of us have had the unfortunate events of having to see a catfish so ugly that they needed to wash their eyes out with bleach!

These Catfish are so extreme that they have their own name Clapped Fish!!!

Boy 1: "Broooo you should of seen this girl I met from Tinder she was so ugly man!! Like her pictures were banging but she was a proper chav when I met her"

Boy 2: "She sounds like a proper clapped fish"

Clapped Fish by Dizzi_Gilbert January 28, 2020