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wonder killer 

A seriously lame term some chick who was trying to be cute and sell t-shirts.

To be a wonder killer means you're someone who is anal and annoying, and you can't let a question go unanswered, even if it's rhetorical. Signs that you might be a wonder killer include lack of tact and irritating know-it-all behavior.
My husband asked me "Do you think anyone still uses payphones?" and OF COURSE I had to give him a long lecture that yes, people still used payphones and it was elitist to think that everyone used cellphones! What can I say, I'm a wonder killer. Hehe!
wonder killer by Samba July 3, 2005
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portfolio killer 

What a sociopath becomes after earning a top university degree in finance.
Harry: "Dex, put away the knives. You won't need them on Wall Street."

Dexter: "Wall Street?"

Harry: "Yes, son. You're going to become a portfolio killer."

Dexter: "But what about the code?"

Harry: "Forget the code, Dex, and start slashing those 401Ks!"

Dexter: "And my trophies... my slides?"

Harry: "Don't worry son, there will be plenty of blood to collect - just not right away."
portfolio killer by Downsized October 9, 2011

job killing Republicans 

When respondents over sixty reported they could quit their jobs if they would no longer need a job, just for the Health Care it provided, Republicans decided that the new health care plan could be considered a "Job Killer".
Never mind that there would be six million jobs to then fill.........admitting that the job loss would be with lobbyists, they refused to reconsider their "Job Killing" labels and drop their attacks on decent health care for deserving Americans.

If a tax reduction plan sponsored by Republicans is, by definition, a job creating bill, we must all be as naive as sheep awaiting slaughter.
Reporter; "I hope those listening understand when the Republicans say “job killing” they simply mean that any bill sponsored by Democrats that turns out to be successful would kill jobs of lobbyists for the healthcare industry. So, if you care about America, if you care about creating jobs for healthcare lobbyists, support the job-killing bill which ends health care and thus places more people at the mercy of healthcare companies. Right?"

Rush L.; "Makes perfect sense to me...now shut up and let me go back to confusing my listeners. MORON!" 'click'

Reporter; "job killing Republicans"

killer eyes

The look in someone’s eyes of a very aggressive nature or who would kill without a second thought.
Joe: Man, that dude has killer eyes.

James: Yeah, I wouldn’t even look at that dude. Somebody say he been having crazy thoughts lately.

Joe: Yeah the eyes say it all bro

James: May have to see about getting this dude some help.

jew killer 

A particularly smelly fart from ones anus. the gasses of the fart were so autrocious that they could kill jews in the holocaust.
Oh god dude, did you just rip that jew killer?
jew killer by BRINUTS. February 20, 2011

Planet Killer 

Huge SUVs, especially low gas-mileage American SUVs used by Yuppies. The Planet Killer is primarily a commuter vehicle, and is used infrequently to transport offspring to soccer games and ballet practice. Planet Killers have 70 MPH speedometer governors which can only be bypassed by cell phone use. The 4-wheel drive option of the SUV is a sort of vermiform appendix- scientists agree it once had a purpose, but can only speculate as to what it was.
"I sometimes wonder what future historians might say of the Planet Killer SUVs of the 21st Century? Will they say that SUVs were the palanquins of plutocrats borne upon the shoulders of Self-indulgence, Intransigence, Solipsism, and a Wheezing Planet?" Dagrolord, 2006
Planet Killer by Mo Dixley May 31, 2006