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Greater Manchester Pincer

Lulling an ally into a false sense of security before sending them 8 terabytes of furry games/porn
"Yo dude you wont believe it, Nikolaj fell for the Greater Manchester Pincer last night"
by YaBoyPerun August 25, 2025
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Greaster

Greek Easter. Celebrated by Greeks in Montreal. Non Greek friends had to distinguish between real Easter and this made up Easter.
Hey, are you coming over for Easter dinner?

What? Easter was last month.
We are Greek Orthodox, we use a weird calendar.
Oh, you mean Greaster!
by Genius M September 16, 2025
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Greasy Goose

It’s where you have your partner drink a whole bottle of olive oil then suck your dick until they throw up and then they keep going
Your wife really gave me a greasy Goose last night
by Greasy goose man October 8, 2025
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Greasy Wednesday

A sex act involving getting a hand job with improvised lube while in public. Typically this includes a handy given behind a fast food chain using used grease.
She gave me a greasy Wednesday behind the Wendys last night.
by TaintYanker October 16, 2025
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Greasing the Pole

Verb. The act ejaculating on an erect penis. Can be a solo endeavor, but usually follows anal missionary sex. See also; Painting the Shaft , and Buttered Sausage.
Gay biker Dave enjoys greasing the pole after he’s done butt-fucking ol’ Gare-Bear.
by Grundlethunder October 22, 2025
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Greaterrichmondritualmonitor

A Richmond, VA-based schizo-lore archive disguised as an Instagram account, allegedly chronicling the “ritual infrastructure” of Central Virginia.

Reads like if the city government hired a schizophrenic monk to keep minutes of every psychic tremor in the 804. Posts appear without warning, often referencing obscure intersections or cloud seeding frequencies. Its followers treat it like a sacred text.

Nobody runs the account. The posts just appear.
“My friend tried to decode GreaterRichmondRitualMonitor and hasn’t been normal since the eclipse.”

“Every time the James River fogs up, GRRM posts something about resonance frequencies. It’s never a coincidence.”
by Greaterrichmondritualmonitor November 3, 2025
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Greasy Gooner

An Individual (typically but not always male) who sits in their room, doesn't shower and masturbates all day
Yeah I met this guy, total greasy gooner, the motherfucker just sits in his room jacking off and playing dark souls.
by plgarch December 10, 2025
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