One finger warning shot

A way off keeping your sunburned friends in check, by slapping their burn with one finger.

Dan: my sunburn hurts so bad

Steve: quit complaining about it

Dan: It hurts really bad (continues complaining)

(Steve smacks Dan's sunburn with one finger)

Dan: Why did you do that?
Steve: you wouldn't shut up, next time it will be my whole hand. Not just a one finger warning shot.

One finger warning shot by Captainjack August 7, 2013

One finger discount 

Pirating something online, which is technically stealing. Comes from the phrase five finger discount, however, with pirating only a mouse click is required.

I got the one finger discount on the latest season of Game of Thrones. Let's meet up at my place later and watch a couple episodes.

One finger discount by thepiratebay September 6, 2013

one handed slimer 

When some bitch has the audacity to walk in and interrupt you while you're jerking off, and doesn't have the common courtesy to help you finish, so you finish on your own in your hand and slap her in her cunt face.

Did you hear why D'Rell got grounded? He gave his mom a one handed slimer.

one handed slimer by Chrispy Brown October 31, 2014

one minute wonder 

A man who only takes a very short time to ejacualte as he is inexperienced and all around bad at sex. Also known as quick draw.

I thought Joey would be good in bed because he has good stamina as he does GCSE PE, however he turned out to be a one minute wonder.

one minute wonder by annanas99 February 23, 2015

one footer

A woman whose beauty improves the closer you get to her. Because, she is just that pretty.

Did you meet Julie tonight? Now THAT is a definite one footer. What a knock-out.

one footer by JP3773 December 31, 2015

One shot ted 

Originating from a forum post on Bungie.net, where someone made a post about being "One shotted by a 295". One can assume autocorrect changed "One shotted" to "One Shot Ted". This has become a meme in the Destiny community.

"One Shot Ted started the game at Level 40, back when the cap was 20."

One shot ted by Time & Relevant Queef in Space May 25, 2016

One-shots 

Short stories about a couple usually going on a date. On pe shots capture short moments in a relationship like a picture.

Sami Doll browsed Quotev, searching vigorously for Kellic one-shots

One-shots by Thecitybreathing July 11, 2017