3 definition by Time & Relevant Queef in Space

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1) To get hit by something and go flying at very high speeds.

2) To get hit by something
I'll punt him into a wall if I ever see him again.
by Time & Relevant Queef in Space December 18, 2018

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Originating from a forum post on Bungie.net, where someone made a post about being "One shotted by a 295". One can assume autocorrect changed "One shotted" to "One Shot Ted". This has become a meme in the Destiny community.
"One Shot Ted started the game at Level 40, back when the cap was 20."
by Time & Relevant Queef in Space April 28, 2016

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A transphobic and homophobic slur created by straight men who repress their lust for female passing people with biologically male genitals.
"Dude they're a trap.. they're not really a woman!"

"Fuck you, Jeremy."
by Time & Relevant Queef in Space February 02, 2019

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