Gratuitous Jesus Dropper

One who subtly inserts religious themes in a business metting in an effort to gain unearned trust or respect. Often you will see this behavior in those who end their message with "Have a blessed day."

Enough with Terence being a Gratuitous Jesus Dropper. He proudly proclaimed he would "get to the bottom of the unethical and inappropriate actions of his team" before stating he "had to leave the meeting early to teach his child's CCD class". We know he has no intention of unearthing the violations of his team members, but subconsciously suggested he will do the right thing as a "Man of God."

Gratuitous Jesus Dropper by Slingblade August 28, 2014

Flamingo Jesus

He is a god among all people, worshiped by a very small amount of people he is very honored by his church.

He is son to Sky god and is the successor his. His Description appears to be a Pink Flamingo with a watermelon body with banana legs and a halo above his head

Person 1: Yuh bruh have you prayed to Flamingo Jesus Yet?

Person 2: Of Course!

Person 1: Nice! I don't have to lose a friend

Flamingo Jesus by KingMIkel January 25, 2019

Raccoon Jesus 

A (God) that is praised by Racc Clan, is extremely powerful and is one of the most powerful creation in the universe.

Chosen every 1000 years by a chosen member of Racc Clan. The commander and chief of Racc clan

He is as powerful as Raccoon Jesus

Raccoon Jesus by RaccBoi November 16, 2019

australian jesus 

Australian Jesus is a white guy with long hair who heads his own cult in the Australian outback. He appeals to monied persons, and ignores the poor. He convinces them to leave their families, show up in Australia (if they're foreigners), and place their monies in the palm. Then, he puts them into a heightened emotional state that makes them cry. If you wish to abandon all that is good and true in life, and then cry, then you are encouraged to seek out the cult of Australian Jesus.

Example for Australian Jesus:

"You don't believe in Jesus!?"
"No, of course I believe in Him. He's that one fella in Australia."

australian jesus by James Headfield March 10, 2020

steakhouse jesus

Male with athletic build that is well versed in a multitude of aspects. Typically always down for a party while still being able to be counted on in times of need. Most assuredly a Harley Dyna rider who's got cool facial hair. Can quote most any movie from the 80's and carries a knife. Bib optional.

The party was pretty stale until Steakhouse Jesus showed up. That dude ripped up an 8 ball and got everybody drunk. When a bar fight broke out he stopped it with one hand. He even got a tip from the strippers, man. That dude knows how to get down.

steakhouse jesus by mötleylou June 11, 2020

khaki jesus 

Khaki Jesus aka Steve Irwin. He is the only person to rock a pair of generic khakis

Friend 1: have you ever heard of Steve Irwin

Friend 2: do you mean khaki Jesus

khaki jesus by Gopackmc September 28, 2020

on baby jesus 

its just somethin i made up

somebody: you lying
me: on baby jesus i aint lyin
ian trippin on baby jesus
on baby jesus yhu mad weird 🥱💯.

on baby jesus by Ty💀 September 18, 2020