Drunk light

To see beauty unseen in any other state

I never noticed how beautiful that brick is before...maybe I'm drunk but it's beautiful...drunk light

by Franklin Jackson Johnson July 15, 2018

Drunk speech

Its when you get drunk and it sounds like you haven't slept since you were 2...

Friend: D-DONN'T WORRY I GOOT THISS..
me: welp, talk about drunk speech... (walks away)

by Kitten_Virus August 24, 2018

drunk santa

when you're baby Daddy is a fat drunk idiot who only remembers he has kids on Christmas and shows up hammered with Christmas presents that arent evwn age appropriate because he's too drunk to remember how old his kids are now.

So Drunk Santa stumbled in for his annual visit on Christmas with a Tonka Trunk for Noah, whos 17 and a Dora the Explorer backpack for Ashley, who is 16,, 2 bottles of Tito and a crap ton of stanky breath. It was awesome.

by Hula_girlkicksit September 2, 2018

Drunk splat

When you get drunk and jerk off outside

Todd had a drunk splat last night

by Interfectorem lucem October 19, 2018

drunkchies

when somebody has been consuming alcohol and cannabis simultaneously;

and some point later on,
the munchies from the weed heavily kick in while the alcohol is still in effect

my man and i did 10 dabs and 6 shots that night, by the time we were on the way home we both had a serious case of the drunkchies.

by Thatoneguybythewaterincali December 7, 2018

drunkcuntfuck

A female who continues to drink into oblivion and blames others when she drunk and out of control.

After a morning of Vodka shots with her best buds T & S, Becky became a total drunkcuntfuck by lunch.

by NNANNK January 9, 2019

drunk drunk

A drinking game with vague rules that will get you wasted in no time.
Game: Drunk drunk.
Rules: Take a shot every time someone takes a shot.

Go up to your friend and take a shot infront of them. If they are partaking in the game drunk drunk they must drink resulting in you also having to drink. This can go on indefinitely.

by Bartholomaios March 6, 2019