Captain Morgan

When you pour a whole bottle of rum in a girls vagina and the pick her up and let it pour out like a fountain on you

Guys did you hear that Ryan pulled a captain Morgan last night on his girl?

by Ravenclaw21 March 24, 2017

captain feed a ho

Those guys who bring food to a woman, who he isnt dating, at work. Hoping that it will get him sex in return.

Every stripper in the club has had food brought to them today. Apparently its Captain Feed a Ho day

by Ninja Nerd Warrior March 25, 2017

Captain Haramberica

Captain America and Harambe in the same body. He fights for freedom and makes sure no one gets shot or killed for unjust reasons. He helped keep America together through hard times and still defends it to this day.

Person 1: "Dude my favorite superhero is definitely the Incredible Hulk"

Person 2: "Oh, well mine is Captain Haramberica"

Person 1: "Really who's that?"

Person 2:"You're looking right at him"

Person 1: *drops jaws*

by Paulie! March 30, 2017

Captain Gay

Captain Gay is an awesome super hero that wears a rainbow flag as a cape, and has a mini transgender flag on (because he is transgender). He also wears rainbow suspenders and a rainbow word shirt, with grayish/ black skinny jeans, eyeliner, and black converse Chuck Taylor's. Don't forget about his sidekick captain Blurry face. And they are the most friendly super hero's ever. He can charm everyone, while she can blast good music.

Captain gay is here, so is Captain blurry face, time to rock out.

by Captain gay's favorite fan March 31, 2017

capitalisation large

Le fait d'être vrai le plus M&A et le plus large du monde

Koosineau est vraiment capitalisation Large

by Max5555555 April 7, 2017

capitals come back

A imaginary force called upon in game 7 but has never come previously for the capitals

Have you ever seen the capitals come back from being down 2-0? Yeah me neither.

by Beach lax May 10, 2017

Capitulate

1) France's national sport.

2) To become someone's bitch.

3) To have a piece of clothing turn white due to a stain of bleach or similar chemical products.

In 1815, after the battle of Waterloo, Napoleon Bonaparte was forced to capitulate for a second time, putting a definitive end to the Napoleonic Era.

John got bitchslapped so hard he capitulated and started calling his cellmate daddy.

I was trying to clean the house while watching the finals yesterday, ended up capitulating my shirt.

by CptArgentina June 12, 2017