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i can't dance

Walking slowly stetching hands forward according to your steps (right foot - right hand, left foot - left hand)
Well, you know what I mean, don't ya?
Heeeeeeey! Let's do the i can't dance! It's sheer fun!
by CatherineInRock February 27, 2004
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"In The Pen" Dance Day

July 4th. The day, in prisons nation-wide, where each crew picks a person from their team, and dukes it out to decide which crew fairs strongest.
Fundo committed crimes on July 1st to get locked up so that he could celebrate "In The Pen" Dance Day.
by authOOr July 4, 2006
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Seizure Dance

A very special sort of complicated high five in which you give another person knucks, pull your hand back, give them a high five, turn around, yell "Hop Schweitz!", and begin to do the "Youuu.." part from the Soulja Boy dance whilst yelling "Sei-zure! Sei-zure! Seizure!"
*At Haunted House Trip*
Guide- Does anyone have seizures easily?
Daphne- Sei-zure! Sei-zure!
Lauren- *whispers to Daphne*
Both- *do the Seizure Dance*
by The Fo Schnizzle Man March 4, 2009
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wild monkey dance

Last night I had sex with one of the 17 women I have fucked before, with my cock of 7 inches
by Quicksand Jesus April 18, 2004
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Oakton Dance Team!

i dont no why people have such a problem with the dance team. theyre amazing and i love the girls on it and im not on the team...sooo yeah its not a cult. ppl who hate them are only jelous bc they see them dance and wish they could be on it. and why do ppl hate mmack or h/e u spell it? i love all those girls theyre awesome. specially alex trakas wow man shes so hott and sucha good dancer. ohs dance team is so good so fuck off fuckers! :)
ohs: yeah they go to nationals theyre so good!
ugly ppl who cant dance: damnnn im jelous. maybe if i just insult them and call them sluts ill feel cooler..
by ohs dance is GOOD May 7, 2005
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Amsterdam Knuckle Dance

A noogie on a female's crotch to punish her for not shaving
I gave my bitch an Amsterdam Knuckle Dance last night cause I got pubs in my mouth after eating her out!
by Micah Gower November 14, 2009
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