Generally a marshmallow and jello based salad with carrot shavings and orange slices. It usually sits behind a deli counter glass window. It never gets ordered but because it’s company policy to carry this ridiculous salad: they just keep it rotating in the deli case for weeks. It has a long shelf life due to all that sugar and jello. Mostly appeals to old people or Mormon potlucks.
Deli clerk: “Would you be in interested in a Minnesota salad?”
Customer: “god no! It looks like it’s a few months old!”
Customer: “god no! It looks like it’s a few months old!”
by Twunk102 February 16, 2024
A kissing cousin of the sexual term “forking.” It refers to the act of penetrating a female from behind while spooning. In this particular instance, the female in question is a vegetarian, vegan, or some other person with a plant-based dietary restriction.
Hey man, how did your date with Agatha go last night?
Bro. We shared a salad and cuddled a little bit, but things got a bit serious. She asked me to toss her tomatoes, and we ended up salad forking!
Sweet! I think. Wait, what?
Bro. We shared a salad and cuddled a little bit, but things got a bit serious. She asked me to toss her tomatoes, and we ended up salad forking!
Sweet! I think. Wait, what?
by FloridaPuffBoy February 09, 2024
Its a reference to your life when you realize your insanely hot vegan girlfriend has more problems than you can handle.
"Man you should have seen her last night bro! After i slapped her beaver 17 times; she threw a complete fit!"
"Sounds to me man like you gotta a Patricia Salad on your hands with a side order of badger milk!"
"Sounds to me man like you gotta a Patricia Salad on your hands with a side order of badger milk!"
by Winstar December 06, 2017
by thatrandomguythatyouseeonevery September 04, 2015
Boobie (\ˈbü-bē\) (noun)
Salad (\ˈsaləd\) (Noun)
An arrangement, similar to a salad, of boobies in a small ceramic dish and placed on a large pedestal for all to view.
Salad (\ˈsaləd\) (Noun)
An arrangement, similar to a salad, of boobies in a small ceramic dish and placed on a large pedestal for all to view.
by Ndisario95 March 16, 2015
When you cut up pieces of fruit (ideally pears), stuff them up your ass, and shit them into a good friend's mouth.
Yo, I was at Rebecca's house last night when she was having a house party. She was doing a pear salad and I got a heaping spoonfull
by pearsalad December 06, 2023