Sam mamrose

Super annoying because steals food

That guy is a Sam mamrose

by JamesSmith34 January 7, 2023

The Sam Cooper Curse

Put simply, if Sam bets on or has publicly voiced his support for any particular team that team will go on to lose – even against the odds! It is strategically recommended to fade Sam’s picks.

Man I wouldn’t have bet on TCU tonight if I knew Sam took them. The Sam Cooper Curse strikes again.

by Gogie January 9, 2023

BIG SAM GLAZER

He is a man who is South African and has a very fresh cut. He loves crystals and doesn’t allow sleepovers with mr T’s kids from Ramon. Trader Joe's is his favorite brand and he gets Cheesy Garlic Bread from there. He has a fresh accent and says "boy". He has the power to close all restaurants at 10:00. His hobby is driving and loves shopping as well. He is a master of rugby and cricket. He is 59 but looks 18. I am proud to call him my father.

“Brody boy”- BIG SAM GLAZER

by Jon freed August 19, 2023

Sam Daniels

a boy with a MASSIVE, GIGANTIC, Megacock that splits people in half. Also likes pigs.

Kim Kardashian "OOOOH SAAAAAM DANIELSS! MY KNEES ARE WEEK FROM LAST NIGHT OOOOHHH"
Sam Daniels "yeah"

by Dam Saniels :) August 24, 2023

Sam

A mastermind intellect in the art of anal self insertion.

“He’s got his cock in a wollop!”

“That’s not a he, that’s Sam”

by anonymous August 26, 2023

Sam

a true theatre kid

Sam is such a good actor and singer. He is such a true theatre kid.

by simplyjaz August 31, 2023

Sam Seluk

The future 2026 Mr. Olimpia and world's #1 life coach

James: "You watch Sam Seluk?"
Donny: "YOUR FUCKING RIGHT I DO, BROTHER, YOU WANNA TAKE SOME TREN LATER???"
James: "UM, YEAH LETS FUCKING GO DUDE!!!"

by ZyzzFanatic16 September 13, 2023