Goonicide 

When you’re gooning gets outed and you have no other choice except committing suicide.

Did you see that guy in the car from twitter ? He committed goonicide only 1 day later.

Goonicide by LaQuagi January 21, 2025

Goonrot 

The perceived deterioration of a person's mental or intellectual state due to obsessive observation of mature content involving sexually suggestive material, such as pictures, videos, text, or audio.

Obsessive observation of mature content containing sexually suggestive material, such as photographs, videos, text, or audio, leaving a negative impact on a person's mental or intellectual health.

Bro this movie is straight up goonrot.

Goonrot by Transgendermom666 January 22, 2025

Goontastic 

An expression used to show admiration for a 'gooner' and and action he has done.

- I edged through five whole spongebob seasons
- Goontastic!

Goontastic by 2018 feeling January 23, 2025

Goonwife 

A goonwife is a type of trophy wife that has extremely sexualized features, usually the result of significant plastic surgery, that largely resembles a stereotypical MILF pornstar. They exist purely for the sexual gratification of their partner and usually lean into this by dressing in provocative or revealing clothing. Goonwives are commonly desired by divorced Baby Boomer and early Gen X fathers who want a new partner that resembles the women they goon to on their computer after their wives left them, hence the name "goonwife". The goonwife is the opposite of the tradwife because they exist as a sexual object rather than a homemaker and bearer of children.

Guy 1: "Hey man did you see Jeff Bezos's new girlfriend? She's way hotter than his ex."
Guy 2: "Yeah man, she's a textbook goonwife; you can tell by all of the obvious implants and injections"

Goonwife by SpudsMackenzie068 January 24, 2025

Goonditioning 

The act of preforming a footjob ceremony that involves 8 men laid out in a swastika formation while matching their stroke pace to the the pace of the fitness gram pacer test.

Coach Brown, was that you Goonditioning at the Goonstitution yesterday?

No, we did not have enough men to preform Goonditioning yesterday.

Goonditioning by Goonposium January 24, 2025

Goonditioning 

The act of preforming a footjob ceremony that involves 8 men laid out in a swastika formation while matching their stroke pace to the the pace of the fitness gram pacer test.

Coach Brown, can we do some Goonditioning together as a team, I believe it would improve morale?

Goonditioning by Goonposium January 24, 2025

gooner-fried 

When someones excessive tendency to goon has irreparably damaged their way of thinking, a chronic case of "thinking with your cock" so to speak

"you are so gooner-fried it's pathetic honestly

gooner-fried by Evilasscrackkka January 24, 2025