Comedian's "Full Count"

Three bottles of "Auchentoshan Three Wood", two bottles of "Woodford Double Oaked," and a four pack of "Ta +Meilleure" Double NEIPA (Bases Loaded). A certain comic's hotel room "Special Ask" for comedy tours. Consuming the entirety (as a group, NOT solo because that's quietly referred to as a "Mickey Mantle"....and likely fatal) is called a "Grand Slam" referring simultaneously to the resulting overwhelmingly classy shindig and to the high return baseball achievement.

"What'ya need slim." - Hotel Manager
"Set em' up Jim, Comedian's "Full count", Bases Loaded tonight!." - Comic
Smiling "You lookin' for trouble?" - Hotel Manager
"We're hittin' a Grand Slam tonight baby!!!!" - Comic

by Ben Whyte February 6, 2021

Full Brain

(Adj.) using both right and left hemispheres of the brain; using both the creative hemisphere (r) and the logistical hemisphere (l).

I. “The presentation Jin gave today was so thorough. He definitely full brained it.”

II. “Would you like to go out for a drink tonight?”
“Nah, I gotta full brain this paper. Thank you for the invitation though.”

by Anon flower April 16, 2022

The Full Dumpster

A sex move in which a man, while performing anal sex, ejaculates inside of his partner's anus, waits for his penis to become flaccid without removing it, then urinates.

"I took her home and gave her The Full Dumpster."

by The Garbage Picker November 3, 2013

Full Tacoma

The proper Tacoma experience for people that visit the city, as described on The Grit City Podcast episode that featured Tacoma Hops.

When my friends visit Tacoma, I give them the full Tacoma.

by GCP Fan September 23, 2018

Full Moyon

The preceeding part of 'Moyon' where you get to either 3rd base or the Home run. Going that little bit further than moyon or fettle.

Alrite mate, what you do last night?
went round this lass's, got full moyon as well!
Mustard mate!

by Choka July 6, 2007

Full Kit Wank

A derivation of a full kit wanker, as well as being fully kitted up in the team colours of your choice (with no intention of playing a game). You are also masturbation.

Man I was dressed up ready to go and had a Full Kit Wank

by Dingo3000 May 18, 2022

The Full Franco

When you get your dick sucked for 127 consecutive hours or until it falls off, whichever comes first.

Bringing in dozens of people to fellate me for 127 hours straight is not what I meant when I told my wife I wanted to spice things up in bed, who asks for The Full Franco.

by MarzipanCollapse April 13, 2022