donkeypunch

During anal or doggie-style sex whether it be gay or straight the humper climaxes and ejaculates onto the humpee's back and then punches the humpee in the head causing them to fall unconcious

I donkey-punched that fugly girl last night

by person who also hates Mac June 21, 2006

donkeypunk

a word used by linh that combines the meanings of donkey and punk.

hey man, imma donkeypunk you!

by lai pan November 24, 2006

donkey kongin'

When you stick your hand in your butt and fart then slap keric lickerman in the face

"Hey Keric, shut up before I start donkey kongin' you".

by daggercracker November 23, 2009

donkey

A fictional creature. Usually grey and slow.
They don't actually don't exist!

I had a dream I was riding a donkey. It was pretty dull

by amcoolasferk. January 12, 2011

Donkey inkblot

When you stick a pen in your partner's asshole and then punch it. Immediately after fuck their asshole until the pen starts to leak profusely.

Jim: Man, I haven't washed even after last nights donkey inkblot

Joe: Dude that ink will stain your junk

by Raymond P. Purvis January 17, 2011

Donkey

The term for a not very intelligent criminal of the sexual offender persuasion.

This donkey actually tried to get kids in the van by offering them candy.

by MI10 September 15, 2011

Donkey knee

Much like a Donkey Punch but insread of using one's fist they use a flying knee thrust to ensure an epic orgasm.

I was pounding her asshole and leaped to my feet to jump and deliver a VICIOUS donkey knee

by Allupinya316 October 22, 2017