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Donkey inkblot
When you stick a pen in your partner's asshole and then punch it. Immediately after fuck their asshole until the pen starts to leak profusely.
Jim: Man, I haven't washed even after last nights donkey inkblot
Joe: Dude that ink will stain your junk
Joe: Dude that ink will stain your junk
Donkey inkblot by Raymond P. Purvis January 17, 2011
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inkbottom
The unsightly bottom stains aquired by accidentaly planting one's posterior on a faulty pen or ink-using device.
inkbottom by stiastyles June 20, 2007
Ink Blot Effect
When one makes a bowel movement and stands up before wiping; thus, creating an image inbetween one's buttocks similar to that of the Rorschach Ink Blot Test.
Monroe made his ink blot effect concrete when he pulled up his pants and sat back down again.
Billy commercialized his ink blot effect when he headed to the copy machine afterwards and made 100 copies to sell to a psychologist.
Billy commercialized his ink blot effect when he headed to the copy machine afterwards and made 100 copies to sell to a psychologist.
Ink Blot Effect by A. Cat Kaufing John October 5, 2009
Ink Blot
When you stand up on the shitter before you wipe. The shit then is pressed between your ass cheeks thus giving the ink blot effect. When you wipe, it makes the same pattern on both sides of the toilet paper.
Inkblotting
To interpret an ambiguous situation in a way clearly driven by one's own beliefs, with a completely unjustified level of confidence. (Based on the inkblot test, also know as the Rorschach Test, in which an ambiguous ink blot is described by a patient, which aims to reveal content in the patient's subconscious that is nowhere in the actual picture shown to them.)
She declined a second date after the first one didn't go well - you were late, the restaurant wasn't so good, and you didn't really "click" - and you're 100% sure it's because you're overweight? Dude, you're inkblotting.
Inkblotting by thoughtcube April 21, 2014
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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