beef maxing

Grabbing your dick and beating it with a meat mallet until it’s smashed into little patties

Hey John have you started beef maxing

by President Pork March 19, 2024

Wild Beef

When you can’t think of what a cow is called, so you call it wild beef.

1“Hey look it’s a uh… wild beef.”
2”You mean a cow?”
1“Oh yeah that’s what it’s called.”
2”Bro how tf you forget what a cow is called?”

by TheCouncilofDev May 8, 2023

Beef Churret

Beef Churret is like a beef soup stew with beef and churret. It allows people to enter the 5th dimension via alcohol pensioning and STDs. This holy item was gifted by AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH himself.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Guy: Beef Churret

Literally everyone: Yoooo same I felt that one

by anonymous May 6, 2022

BEEF FLANGE

A smelly, juicy, rotten, plumptious, soggy, veiny, haemorrhoid filled, spoilt, mouldy, blue, spotty vaj.

Ur nan has got a beef flange.

by Bum your nan October 11, 2020

beef

The best flavor of Ramen Noodles.

Beef ramen is the best fuckin flavor dude!

by ireallylovechildren69 May 8, 2020

Beef

(Beef two mean iij NHS polar opposite of another

For instance, if I was to work at Taco Bell and someone was ordering a quesadilla, I would ask them if they wanted beef, chicken, etc. But if your in the Hawaiian islands and a bruhdah walks up to you and says: how, what? You like beef? Just know that in your immediate future this man is gonna swing on you!

by ButteStrong March 2, 2020

Beef stroganoff

The act of strokeing the hard penis of oneself or another. Used as an “low key” way of saying I’m going to beet my shit crazy stile.

I am going to make your mother preform the reverse beef stroganoff on me tonight.

by Inquiring March 19, 2024