Tree Climbin

Stacking your bread or stacking money.

I just been tree climbin my way to the top

by MG Lingo October 10, 2022

Christmas Tree

a tree, most are fake but the rare few humans can find a good quality one in a tree farm. Santie Clause puts gifts underneath the tree after you decorate it with bells, ribbons, ornaments etc. Santie Clause leaves after breaking and entering while you sleep. In the morning you go and open the gifts that Santie Clause(AKA- your legal guardian and other family members) put their and are either real disappointed or real happy.

“Bro santie clause definitely left me a phone under the Christmas tree this year!”

by imavocabularist January 14, 2020

Tree

TREES ARE CO2 STEALING FUCKS. THEY TAKE ALL OF OUR CARBON DIOXIDE AND TURN IT INTO OXYGEN. LIKE WTF AT LEAST ASK US FIRST.

Guy1: step bro pick up your rubbish, they can kill trees
Guy2: those co2 stealing fucks live off what I breathe out, so imma take what they breathe out, oxy.
Guy1: that give you no reason the leave rubbish there.

Guy 2:

Guy1:
Guy2:

by The guy outside your house December 17, 2019

tree

its a thing you plant it is phase 2 of plant seed

hey dan i’m gonna go plant some trees, i’m gonna be out for a bit

by probablypeenuts June 3, 2024

tree

weed

you had the tree

by loolygag November 22, 2017

tree

Someone who is shady or rude behind you back. You use the word tree because it creates shade.

Stacy is Spreding rumours about me she is such a tree!

by yellow sun :) November 6, 2019

fell out of a tree

orgasm

did you fall out of a tree?

oh, i fell out of a tree *wink cackle cackle*

by J.Fink&P.Boska December 9, 2008