Colombian Brush Fire

An extremely special act of love which can only be performed several times per year.

Combining the dark arts of arson and coitus this act requires trust, love, and an irresistible urge to light things on fire. The two (or more) participants, with fully grown out pubic hair and using small handheld lighters, ignite the bushy pubes of their partner. As soon as the pubes are aflame the two (or more) participants proceed to frantically engage in dry humping in order to passionately smother the flames.

Use of perfume as an accelerant is not recommend.

Do not attempt to repeat a Colombian Brush Fire before pubic hair has grown to an all over length of at least one inch.

Hey Jenny clean your room it smells like two Koreans had a Colombian Brush Fire in here!

by Anniefrank March 19, 2015

Fire in the Paint Shed

Stealthy language used to inform your roommate(s) that you'll be engaging in coitus in the house, dorm room, apartment, or shared hotel room. The request to vacate said premises for the entire duration of the shagging is assumed.

1. (Via text)

Friend 1: "hey bro i met this chick at the blackjack table. fire in the paint shed from 7-9 tonight."

Friend 2: "fuck you man, i have dinner with Candi at 8 and i still need to shower so i dont smell like cigarettes and booze."

Friend 1: "candi's a hooker, man. I don't think she cares how you smell. Only that your moneys green."

by pleaseme June 1, 2012

Fire starter thighs

A chick whose fat thighs rub together as she walks. The terms coming from how you'd rub two logs together to create a flower.

Yo...that chick has some fire starter thighs.

by Taswaysha February 8, 2007

Cold Fire

The Best Room On MSN Chats.

I am so bored, oh i know, I'll go chat in Cold Fire.

by BOB December 19, 2004

Texas Fire Hose

During Oral Sex you ejaculate so hard Jizz shoots out her nose which results in a splatter of semen to your own face.

last night Amy screwed me i got Texas Fire Hosed because she can't keep it down

by Pin Head Larry May 6, 2011

Alaskan Fire Hydrant

The act of setting the room on fire then having an orgasm and spinning around to put it out

Dude, I had an amazing night last night.
Oh and what was so great?
Well I was masturbating and then I decided to pull an Alaskan Fire hydrant.

by jgold1224 December 19, 2011

Turkish Firing Squad

A person inserts 1 to 2 large bags of jelly beans into their rectum before standing above a blind-folded, second person and shooting them in the chest .

Hey man, where's the bathroom ? I got a Turkish Firing Squad on deck!

by thekwafer December 25, 2010