Jack Bauer 

damn he rocks, hes the manliest guy on tv. and as for his daughter kim all i can say is daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

jack bauer rocks so hard it hurts

Jack Bauer by jacksbiggestfan June 30, 2003

Ass jack

Kicking someone directly in the asshole. Perhaps so hard that the big toe gains insertion.

"I'll ass jack you to the moon. My foot will rupture your uterus."

Ass jack by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003

Captain Jack Morgan 

A specific version of the DP25, a Captain Jack Morgan is a drink consisting of a shot of Captain Morgan, a shot of Jack Daniels, and some Dr. Pepper. It combines the tasty palate of these three drinks to produce one of the most delicious drinks available, and gets you plenty crunk.

Last night they had Jack Daniels and C-Mo at the party, so I had some Captain Jack Morgans. Shit was SO cash.

Captain Jack Morgan by JimSteele March 25, 2008

Black Jack Taco Surprise 

When a black guy pretends to creampie a girl. And then busts in her face.

Guy: Im done.

Girl: That was quick.
Guy: Sike. BLACK JACK TACO SURPRISE BITCH!!!!!!!!

Black Jack Taco Surprise by A Sizzle and Banana Hands October 19, 2009

jack in 

1. to connect to a system via wire or ethernet

2. to log in to a website or computer

When I try to jack-in I get an error.

jack in by DrZin July 13, 2003

jackanory 

one who feels obliged to talk copious amounts of verbal diarrhoea.

this is what a jackanory might say "this morning i woke up then ate my breakfast which consisted of bacon, eggs, sausages...........then i left the house and missed my train, the next train was cancelled, the next train was full and.........."

jackanory by neil mcnaughtan December 10, 2008

Bo Jackson

Sexual position where the mans penis is in the girls anus while his testicles are in her vagina. Two sports at the same time. Sometimes referred to as the Dion Sanders.

That girl was so drunk last night that she let me give her a Bo Jackson. Yessssssssss!

Bo Jackson by Corey Slack October 20, 2009