camera fat

The extra five pounds that the camera adds to photographs.

Robin picks up Brittany's graduation picture and says "Wow! You look like you were a little chunkier back then. When did you lose weight?"

"I think it was my outfit and uh well, you know - camera fat."

by bingo lingo December 15, 2009

Fat dammit!

Adjective used in place of a more crude phrase. Derives from Fat Bastard.

Fat dammit! That guy just cut me off, so I couldn't get off the ramp to merge properly. That Fat Bastard!

by Toxic Ink October 8, 2008

Fat Baldy

aka Community Service Guy, a man who for some perverse reason becomes defined by his court ordered punishment. Despite being banned from Edinburgh city centre he is able to work on the city limits despite his court ordered ankle tag beeping as he passes the hermiston park and ride.

Fat Baldy had a quiet night in last night 3 bottles of buckie and 5 lines of coke.

by Daveee Reeeed January 17, 2009

fat papaya

Vagina

That fat papaya was juicier than a real papaya!

by urbandictionarybe January 27, 2014

fat stare

A loathing up/down look people give to fat people which usually lasts a couple of seconds that says 'oh God how can anyone let themselves reach such a stage'

A fat girl walks into a gym eating an ice cream is asking for a truckload of fat stares

by plantplant April 16, 2014

Fat Concert

A large gathering of overweight, nude males or females, all grinding and fornicating with each other.

I think the fat bitch in our school had a fat concert last night, there were pictures of a large pile of larger people that were naked and wet.

by Flavor Flav May 5, 2014

fat church

People who join Weight Watchers congregate once a week to stay accountable to their weight loss plan.

Dude: Hey bro, it's Taco Tuesday! Let's go early before the traffic at i35 and Western Center gets bad. Bro: Dude, I can't. I used up all my points this week, and fat church is tomorrow.

by Hugh-Jazz February 15, 2015