One Eyed Turtle Neck Bandit 

Noun. A slang term for a circumcised penis. "One Eyed" refers to the single hole in the penis. "Turtle Neck" refers to the resemblence of a circumcised penis to a turtle neck shirt. "Bandit" refers to the sneakiness of a penis in sliding into a vagina.

My One Eyed Turtle Neck Bandit slid in and out before she knew it.

One Eyed Turtle Neck Bandit by Lehry March 11, 2009

brown eyed bombshell 

An attractive brown eyed woman.

She is a brown eyed bombshell!

brown eyed bombshell by MUFFiN :) December 18, 2009

crackwhore eyes 

A descriptive term for eye makeup, in particular black mascara and eyeliner that has been left on after a good night of partying and a few (or less) hours of sleep.

Dude, I'm ganna be a little late. I'm not leaving this house till i wash off these crackwhore eyes.

crackwhore eyes by makak and lolo March 12, 2011

The eyes 

The eyes are a certain look a girl gives a guy when she wants him to be her guy

Person 1: “I’m really into this guy but I don’t know what to do.”
Person 2: “girl just give him the eyes”

The eyes by Abala December 8, 2018

An eye for an eye

This phrase can have one of 3 meanings the Metaphorical sense: meaning one aggressive or harmful action commited against a person is moraly equal to that person commiting an aggressive or harmful action towords against his or her aggressor. The other meaning is the Entirely Literal sense of the phrase: in which one person has there eye taken by an other and so then takes that persons eye as retribution. There is also the Half Metaphorical meaning: which is one action that is aggressive or harmful towords a person or a body of people makes it moraly acceptable to take that aggressors eye as retribution

"Thouse barbarians have raped all of the virgins of our village so we must go over to their all-male camp and rape them because that is the way of an Eye for an Eye"

"Oww!! holy shit!! that guy just took my eye, what the hell!! I'm gonna take his eye because that's fair, its an eye for an eye!"

"I can't belive you just stole my last rolo Skippy!, that's it I'm taking your eye, *struggle* Bloody hold still!! *gauge* *pop* There we go. An eye for an eye skippy."

An eye for an eye by Ultraone June 24, 2009

Eyjafjallajokull 

A large glacier volcano in Iceland that professes in fucking up vacations.

The only reason why we were there for so long is because of that goddamn Eyjafjallajokull doing it's business!

Eyjafjallajokull by JSaviour August 6, 2010

one eyed mule 

a man describing his large penis

brb gotta drain the one eyed mule

one eyed mule by briar gates November 4, 2004