gut cunt

the clearly visable fat pouch directly above a woman's vagina that protrudes when she is wearing high-waisted pants

look at that gut cunt

by MCumstein July 8, 2006

dos cunt

A way of describing an idiotic or incopetent person( mainly used in the U.K. & was used a lot in "Trainspotting" w/Evan McGregor)

Person1: So... how did your date go w/ that girl last night?
@$$hole:I got her back 2 my place, screwed 'er then kicked the DOS CUNT out on 'er arse!!

by merlinfreak14 July 21, 2005

Cunt Duster

A 25-35 year old man who has sexual relations with a woman who is 55-105 years old. Therefore a man who wipes the dust off of an elderly woman's cunt with his wang

Reis: Dude, you fucked my great grandmother?!
Anthony: Yeah man, it was legendary
Reis: You cunt duster!

by TH@ $H1+ July 27, 2009

cunt masking

The ability for a total cunt to act friendly around people, such as her boyfriend's friends. Very possibly related to the succubus.

Man, she seems really friendly, but I think she's really good at cunt masking, Larry is always complaining about her.

by torerodrizzle November 20, 2009

cunt wobbler

either wobbling your cunt in a sexual manner or a someone who is a general cunt, can be used as an insult

Jack- i like to drink puddles :)
Chris-STFU you cunt wobbler

or

Amy-Im bored :(
Ben-can i give your cunt a wobbling?

by i not sure December 1, 2009

cunt-crap

verb: when items are inserted into a womans vagina and she squezes them out. As in, to cunt-crap something.

I stuffed some grapes into my girls vagina and she cunt-crapped them into my mouth.

by dirtypubes December 4, 2009

domesticated cunt

A sorry clown who gets married, promptly secures his balls in his wife's purse, gets QUIET and SHY, and whose idea of top- shelf highlights is antique shopping for new porcelain dogs for his collection.

Man, the scumbag list has been pretty tame recently. Is Junker out sick with the clap again?" "No, fool. He's a domesticated cunt now." "For realz?" "Recognize, son. He's like a Ken doll down there, no junk at all.

by el ultimo patron January 5, 2011