Any dude you are friends with that can't answer his phone or return a text, but when the shoe is on the other foot he is a victim, AKA he is just a big Assbag Pussy....
Person 1: Dude I justtried callingJim.
Person2: Did he answer?
Person 1: No he is just a big ass Cunt Ruffle.
when a man kicks his feet onto the female vagina very fast, as if peddling a bike. this causes an orgasm unmatched to any other kind of orgasm. only the most elite men can correctly execute the cunt bicycle.
i was with this girl and she asked me to do the cunt bicycle on her. she went crazy after i did it right!