Uncle Goog

The internet as a whole that we ask our random questions.

An internet search. Not a specific search engine.
I'm going to ask Uncle Goog where I can buy that product.

by TiffanyCross December 7, 2025

Uncle Wick

When a woman buys a bag of blow in exchange for her nephew's soul.

My aunt Paula stole a bag of blow and Uncle Wick'd me to the MC club. Really fucked my life up, gotta love family.

by Mr p@ul December 13, 2025

Uncle Jim

A man who gives his underage children and his friends unlimited alcohol and pornography in an unsupervised environment while he bangs the broad from the gas station in a locked room.

High school sophomore: Yo, you studying for high school finals tonight?
High School Freshman: Nah, I'm gonna go make that 8th grader Paulie give me head at Uncle Jim's

by Mr p@ul December 13, 2025

Unclear Ragebait

When someone says something that seems like ragebait but they actually seem deadass, making it unclear if it was ragebait or not

He pulled an Unclear Ragebait on me.

by appleapple_1 December 21, 2025

Uncle

(Indian English/Hinglish) Any >20 years male (besides your dad/brother) you meet/interact with

very family-oriented culture/civilization of ours, same applies for 'uncle' in all south asian languages

by Hello-553669 December 27, 2025

Uncle Sam’s back door special

When an old elderly man with a festive top hat and suit sticks his abnormally large penis in a asshole and gives you the sloppiest most dreadful back door back shots of your life while the national anthem plays in the back ground and she the song is over and he checks his penis to see if it’s clean and theirs shig on it he does it to you again and again until their is no more shit on his penis.

That old std full homeless man just gave me Uncle Sam’s back door special.

by ChaseA January 8, 2026

Your Uncle Gus

A 'your mom' insult against a European.

<Klondyke> Fuckle your uncle Gus, italian pizza boy!
<Italy> Who?

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 26, 2003