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Suicide shift 

Similar to road head except the driver of a vehicle performs oral sex on the passenger while driving, instead of the passenger performing oral on the driver; the passenger steers from their seat and announces when to apply the brake and throttle.

I came up with this driving down the road at work making jokes about purposely wrecking the whole truck if the guys didn’t stop messing with me while driving. They joked about giving me road head to calm me down and I countered with the suicide shift.
She gave him the suicide shift while driving down the road yesterday.
Suicide shift by Snake doctor February 26, 2019
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Something I want to do, when girls say no.
I want to commit suicide.
Suicide by Big Daddy Senpai April 21, 2019
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A permanent solution to a temporary problem.
She died by suicide.
Suicide by Zelda bitch June 23, 2019

Anorexic Suicide 

Person 1: Hey, I heard your friend was diabetic and hadn't eaten for a few days.

Person 2: Yeah, he was suicidal.

Person 1: So the coroner wrote "Anorexic Suicide" on the death certificate?

Person 2: It's only fitting.

suitcase 

-verb
to cause a sudden collision involving suitcases, packages, shopping bags...etc.
Example 1:
My taxi driver suitcased me from behind when we stopped for a kid on a bike.

Example 2:
I got suitcased by the downstairs closet.
suitcase by myg0t5@m5t3r October 24, 2010

strong suit

England.
A condom, or rubber etc etc
F "wanna fuck"
M "Damn! not without my strong suit!"
strong suit by Pbizzle September 30, 2004

Nyquil Suicide 

1. A fake suicide attempt involving taking pictures of a supposedly slashed wrist with Cherry Nyquil as the blood.

2. To fake a death by substituting Cherry Nyquil as blood.

3. To fool someone into thinking that someone committed suicide.
1. That's not a real suicide pic, thats a Nyquil suicide.

2. Jakal didn't slash his wrist, he staged a Nyqil suicide.

3. The blood in the picture doesn't look red enough, i bet that this is a Nyquil suicide.

4. Jakal fooled Iponu by sending him a picture of a Nyqil suicide.
Nyquil Suicide by Jakal_X December 12, 2008