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Swamp Donkey

Usually an oversize, full grown, facial haired woman who enjoys lots of makeup, bbq meats, big trucks, low lit dive bars, any natural musk, wranglers that are 4 sizes too small, and cuddlin. Usually possess a fupa and/or huge vagina.
"Dave was warned by his buddies not to go after her due to the fact that she looked like Buffalo Bill and had a 19 yr old kid, but the thought of that worn out Swamp Donkey bucking on top of him was too much for him to resist"

"Burr was enthralled with the fact that 4 college girls moved in next door...He was even more excited when he was able to give the Swamp Donkey of the bunch a rear admiral"
by tfulf October 8, 2008
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Swamp Donkey

a teenage girl who has sex with anything that has legs and a heart-beat. some may find her attractive. but when they see all the symptoms of her nasty STIs she's got down there they run... FAST - watch out buddddd!
WOW! Denise is such a swamp donkey!!!
by :)missy!!!<3 February 16, 2009
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donkey

Can be used as a Verb, adj, noun, and much much more.

examples: He was donkeying around.
What's up Donkey?
Donkey, Donkey, Donkey.
That guy is a fucking donkey.
Fuck that donkey fucker.
He was donkeying arou What's up Donkey?
Donkey, Donkey, Donkey.
That guy is a fucking donkey.
Fuck that donkey fucker.
by Steve September 11, 2003
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donkey kong

Ass king (not in a flattering way) - more apropos would be the inverse or "King of the Asses."
Diner 1: "Did I just hear what the dude at the table behind us just said?"

Diner 2: "Yep, he just requested the waiter to bring him a bottle of ketchup for his well-done, butterflied filet."

Diner 1: "His palate rates him Donkey Kong"
by machBailz May 31, 2007
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donkey

(noun)

1. A business venture which one spends vast amounts of money on, and recieves no returns from it.
2. An object or item which one spends a lot of money on, especially if the item or object does not serve its purpose correctly.
1. "Ron poured 40 grand into a donkey of his and now he's crying poor."
2.
"I bought this 16 inch thermo-fan for my Datsun but it doesn't fit. I think it's a donkey."
"What did it cost you?"
"Not willing to tell."
by Cabji September 27, 2003
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donkey dick

slang for processed meat salami, strassburg etc
When you go to the delicatessan and want to order some sort of processed meat you can say " May i have 12 slices of donkey dick please"

My 3 year-old twins also say "Mummy can i pls have a donkey dick and cheese roll"
by Christine Ozzy Jack Ella October 7, 2006
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Swamp Donkey

A girl that could look like an half shark half man alligator.. But alas, tis a donkey knee deep in your sisters cocksucker.. Donkey=dick, Swamp=your sisters bad breath and looks..
Yo, maing.. That betty you gave the boots to last night was the a swamp donkey straight out of wild kingdom maing, I'm fucking telling you!
by StarJonessBooty February 23, 2009
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