fuck a duck 

When someone as bland as Barbara Streisand's last ballad gets a reply, one says "go fuck a duck".

Said to a person who is just so menial in their existence as an expression of newfound ignorance by their presence.

What you say to a person who says something that doesn't effect you in any way that can be physically shown at that moment.

"Why don't you go do a barbara and fuck a duck...queeny"

fuck a duck by faustette November 1, 2009

ripping the duck 

A phrase referring to a man having sexual intercourse with a woman

Greg: Hey Nate, you see that girl over there?
Nate: Yeah, what about her?
Greg: She told me to call her later, looks like I'm gonna be ripping the duck in no time!

ripping the duck by npanzer June 2, 2011

Fuck Fuck Fuck a Duck 

Fuck Fuck Fuck a Duck

Screw a kangaroo
Stick you're Dick inside a graiffe

orgy at the Zoo

fuck fuck fuck a duck,sung to (Row row row your boat)

Fuck Fuck Fuck a Duck by Skilift September 14, 2022

Oily Duck 

Somethin nasty that happens in the boidoir

Oooh, girlfriend did an oily duck on me last night!

Oily Duck by dyeworks May 1, 2009

fuck a duck 

phrase used in a song to the tune of row, row, row ur boat

fuck, fuck, fuck, a duck
screw a kangaroo
eat a grape, rape an ape,
orgy at the zoo

fuck a duck by Anonymous May 16, 2003

long duck dong 

Commonly known as the male sex organ, or penis. It dates back to the classic 80's movie "better off dead". One character named "long duck dong" a foreign exchange student from japan boned a fat american teen with huge funbags.

"Jeepers, did you see that dudes long duck dong? It was chode looking. Gnarly."

long duck dong by Kryger January 13, 2009

daffy duck 

when you put fart goo into a womans vagina, superglue feathers to your penis and fuck her, which will sound like a duck quacking

dude i totaly daffy ducked my girlfriend yesterday" "dude what the fuck

daffy duck by lucastbeast July 7, 2010