outrage boner

A condition where feeling angry or upset is manufactured for the purposes of self gratification.

The man’s veiny outrage boner throbbed anytime they felt the upset about a contentious situation that they went out of their way to put themselves in.

outrage boner by possiblyben February 23, 2019

Jealousy Boner 

A boner that occurs when you witness something so impressive that it turns you on because you wish you could do it to. Not necessarily sexual.

Person 1: Hey Ben! How’s your jealousy boner?
Person 2: My what?!?!
Person 1: Your jealousy boner that you got after you watched Josh eat that mixed kebab without spilling anything!
Person 2: I’m leaving...

Jealousy Boner by John St.Ben March 3, 2019

itchy boner

when a males urethra itches and you rub your head to get rid of it, but give yourself a boner instead.

Man, I have an itchy boner.

itchy boner by Illydex March 26, 2019

Misery Boner 

The sexual arousal derived from experiencing or watching others experience misery.

To enjoy one's own misery or that of others.

Synonym: Schadenfreude

John got a misery boner when Wade failed to get into Mechanical Engineering.

Misery Boner by WCAVSTECH May 4, 2019

Feelings Boner

When your girlfriend or boyfriend is cute and affectionate it gives your feelings a boner.

Oh my god Mikayla, you are so cute. You just gave me a feelings boner.

Feelings Boner by Babelyloo May 16, 2019

Kentucky Boner

The act of having sexual intercourse in the restroom of a Kentucky Fried Chicken Restaurant

“ Ya man I took her out and gave her the Kentucky Boner

Kentucky Boner by Pace216 June 28, 2019

Pro Boner 

When two prostitutes hook up and decide not to charge for their services

Prostitute 1 - So I charge $500 per hour

Prostitute 2 - I'm a prostitute too though, Pro Boner?

Prostitute 1 - Pro Boner

Pro Boner by Johnpricey July 15, 2019